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Post by Mark on Sept 27, 2007 19:16:40 GMT -8
That i found on another board ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Hope this isn't offensive to anyone.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside and asked, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?" The little boy nodded in the affirmative.
"Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?" The little boy nodded yes.
"So," the coach continued, "I'm sure you know, when an out is called, you shouldn't argue, curse, attack the umpire, or call him a pecker-head. Do you understand all that? Again the little boy nodded.
He continued, "And when I take you out of the game so another boy gets a chance to play, it's not good sportsmanship to call your coach 'a dumb ass' is it?" Again the little boy nodded.
"Good," said the coach. "Now go over there and explain all that to your grandmother".
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Post by scrapper on Sept 28, 2007 8:19:25 GMT -8
That's funny ;D
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Post by Chris on Oct 2, 2007 19:05:10 GMT -8
That's hilarious! Why would that be offensive? I'll find some offensive ones and get back to you.
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Post by mflema on Oct 6, 2007 12:09:28 GMT -8
Hey I do not call coach's dumb ass's. That is offensive to the noble animal that works hard! Stupid S***s, Head up their arse's, and a few more that I won't say here, yes, but leave the poor defensive Jackass out of this. LOL
MEL
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Post by Chris on Oct 6, 2007 13:03:48 GMT -8
ROTFLMAO - I had forgotten you were the gramma Mel!
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Post by Greenie on Oct 8, 2007 10:22:48 GMT -8
Mel That was great ;D.
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